All I can say is what I've always said: If you break your leg, stop thinking about dancing and start decorating the cast.

I can saw a woman in two - but you won't want to look in the box when I'm through.

I missed jazz, kind of. And by the time I came to it in life, it was too intimidating to enjoy thoroughly.

I'm very well acquainted with the seven deadly sins, I keep a busy schedule trying to fit them in.

I got to be Jim Morrison a lot longer than he did.

It's hard to find a girl with a heart of gold, when you're living in a four letter world.

I've been to Paris. And it ain't that pretty at all.