And I also thought that Richard Nixon was the greatest political education we have ever had, but it looks like we need to relearn them again.

The whole earth is in jail and we're plotting this incredible jailbreak.

I was at the 1976 Republican Convention in Kansas City. I was running 'Nobody for President' at the time. I printed up these press releases and handed them out to the crowd at the Kemper Arena. 'Nobody keeps campaign promises.' 'Nobody lowers your taxes.' 'Nobody should have that much power.' 'Nobody is in Washington working for you.'

Death was Patrick Henry's second choice.

we're all bozos on the bus, so might as well sit back and enjoy the ride.

I had 500 kids at camp this past summer for example. We do nine weeks for kids and nine days for grown ups every summer. The adult camp is a lot of fun.

Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore.