I don't really think in absolutes.

I've not been able to avoid periods of time where I felt super-lonely. Luckily, I have a side that is able to always see the glass as half-full.

Enjoy the little fun things - like taking your kids to school - before they're all grown up.

No matter how much you screw up your life, you can fix it.

I love watching people be totally committed in a very real way to stupid situations. I find it's not so much trying to be funny, it's trying to be real in a messed up context. That's comedy to me.

I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time.

I've never had a yard sale, ever, in my life. I don't know if I ever thought about stuff I would get rid of.