Often times I'm confronted with a quote that I don't remember saying. So, on one hand it's very flattering, it is just so surreal.

I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato

I've always loved watching the news on TV. As a kid, I loved watching Walter Cronkite, for some reason.

Grief is nature’s most powerful aphrodisiac.

Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

I just kind of have a comedic looking body, I guess. If anything I really have to exercise just to not look too fudgy, otherwise I would just keep going and going.

One of the challenges you will face is finding a job in our depressed economy, ... In fact, the chances of finding a job are about as good as finding weapons of mass destruction in the Iraqi desert -- slim and none, and slim just left the building.