Often times I'm confronted with a quote that I don't remember saying. So, on one hand it's very flattering, it is just so surreal.

I don't really have aspirations to be Tom Hanks.

There's nothing sexy about Orange County.

I love watching people be totally committed in a very real way to stupid situations. I find it's not so much trying to be funny, it's trying to be real in a messed up context. That's comedy to me.

I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bear. It's a real disease with doctors and medicine and everything!

My wife and I always enjoy going for a jog.

In the fourth grade, I learned how to fake walking into a door. You know, you hit it with your hand and snap your head back. The girls loved it.