I love watching people be totally committed in a very real way to stupid situations. I find it's not so much trying to be funny, it's trying to be real in a messed up context. That's comedy to me.

I think my new iPhone 5S is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at work

I know the nature of comedy, and you never know what will happen with the next movie or whether people will find it funny.

Oftentimes, even as a little kid, I would get up before anyone else. My brother would still be sleeping, my mom would still be sleeping, so I would literally play 'Monopoly' by myself. I would play board games; I would do things by myself.

Facebook: What's on your mind? ..Twitter: What's happening? Myspace: Where did everybody go?

I'm a really good swimmer.

Often times I'm confronted with a quote that I don't remember saying. So, on one hand it's very flattering, it is just so surreal.