I love watching people be totally committed in a very real way to stupid situations. I find it's not so much trying to be funny, it's trying to be real in a messed up context. That's comedy to me.

I love playing the macho guy who looks like an idiot.

What about Santa's cookies? I suppose 'parents' eat those, too?

I will watch a movie that is quote unquote dark and not get the qualification of what is dark and what is not.

The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear!

I'm a panicked karaoke participant because I am always searching for a song in the moment. I don't have my go to song. I will be driving along and I will be like, "That should be my karaoke song!" and then I forget what song it is.

Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.