New York is a fun town to go out in. During my twenties and into my thirties I had a good time partying, yes. But nothing where I woke up and I thought that I had a problem.

I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records.

I was never a class clown or anything like that, but I do remember being in the first grade and my teacher, Mr. Chad, told the class one day that we were going to do some exercises. He meant math exercises, but I stood up and started doing jumping jacks. To this day, I don't know what possessed me to do that, but all my friends cracked up.

I look good. I mean, really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!

I would love to play Simon Cowell in a movie - heck, I would love it. It would be my dream role.

If no-one comes from the future to stop doing it, then how bad of a decision can it really be?

Inappropriate behavior makes me laugh.