You want every movie to be a hit. But every painting isn’t a masterpiece.

Since I was eight years old, I went to Trinity. I mean, I listened to Reverend Wright since I was a kid and I always heard him preach sermons of love and inspiration.

I would think beer and football go hand in hand.

I think with the success of, like, every summer there has been a couple R-rated comedies that have done so well; I think it is so nice to see that people are turning out to see these movies, and it doesn't seem to be as big a stigma with the studios anymore.

If no-one comes from the future to stop doing it, then how bad of a decision can it really be?

I Was so Drunk, I Thought a Tube of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food.

I would love to play Simon Cowell in a movie - heck, I would love it. It would be my dream role.