When I first started doing sketch comedy, I promised myself that if I were ever to have any success in this business, I wouldn't hold back. Why get there and play it safe?

I'm a Cancer; I'm music passionate. I like long walks on the beach.

I always just forced myself to do crazy things in public. In college I would push an overhead projector across campus with my pants just low enough to show my butt. Then my friend would incite the crowd to be like, 'Look at that idiot!' That's how I got over being shy.

Grief is nature’s most powerful aphrodisiac.

Personal philosophy: Clothing optional

I'm professional, I'm allowed to say this. I let him lick my balls. So, that's what you need to get close with your animal.

I guess destiny isn't the path chosen for us, but the path we chose for ourselves.