James Caan told me at the end of filming 'Elf' that he had been waiting through the whole film for me to be funny - and I never was.

I have the physique a lot of people dream about having. It's my obligation to share it with the world.

There's always going to be someone as funny as you or funnier.

I think whatever an artist does, it just has to be quality and good. I think the way Kanye's doing what he's doing with the Auto-Tune is actually creative because he just writes good melodies. He just writes good songs. He's just gifted.

I am a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking mostly Thai food. And a lot of times on movies, you have these trailers that have these little ovens and kitchenettes. A lot of actors never use them, but I would cook lunch just about every day.

I'm a selective pack rat. There's some things I have no problem getting rid of and others I hold onto dearly.

Everyone I know who skis is dead.