Black, white, yellow, brown - we wanted somebody who would do right by us. And I think because Obama was that person, whether he was black or white, he was chosen

A lot of the times you read something and you don't realize that you are going to have to do the things that you read.

You still have that competitive thing where you want to try to make hits. That won't go away, unless the mayor of show business says my time's up.

I've never had a yard sale, ever, in my life. I don't know if I ever thought about stuff I would get rid of.

I would think beer and football go hand in hand.

I built a jail in my closet and I would incarcerate my family from time to time.

Inappropriate behavior makes me laugh.