Black, white, yellow, brown - we wanted somebody who would do right by us. And I think because Obama was that person, whether he was black or white, he was chosen

I speak as much Spanish as anyone who has grown up in Southern California or Texas or Arizona. I had my three years of high-school Spanish and a couple of semesters in college.

I built a jail in my closet and I would incarcerate my family from time to time.

I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato

I've always loved watching the news on TV. As a kid, I loved watching Walter Cronkite, for some reason.

Oftentimes, even as a little kid, I would get up before anyone else. My brother would still be sleeping, my mom would still be sleeping, so I would literally play 'Monopoly' by myself. I would play board games; I would do things by myself.

I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records.