Black, white, yellow, brown - we wanted somebody who would do right by us. And I think because Obama was that person, whether he was black or white, he was chosen

There’s a benefit to losing, you get to learn from your mistakes.

I left 'Saturday Night Live' without a film to go to, and I'd filmed 'Old School' while I was in my last season of the show, and that hadn't come out yet. I was a free agent, in a way, but I knew it was time to leave the show and test the water.

You have to listen a lot, and you have to be open and ready to adjust to anything. It kind of provides a framework that you use all the time. You never really shut off that part of your brain when you're doing something. It's invaluable to have.

It's the fastest who get paid and it's the fastest who get laid.

I was a strange kid in that, while most kids hate school and want to turn 18 or 21, I loved high school.

I will watch a movie that is quote unquote dark and not get the qualification of what is dark and what is not.