Black, white, yellow, brown - we wanted somebody who would do right by us. And I think because Obama was that person, whether he was black or white, he was chosen

I built a jail in my closet and I would incarcerate my family from time to time.

If no-one comes from the future to stop doing it, then how bad of a decision can it really be?

You want every movie to be a hit. But every painting isn’t a masterpiece.

James Caan told me at the end of filming 'Elf' that he had been waiting through the whole film for me to be funny - and I never was.

I'm in a glass case of emotion

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food.