I will watch a movie that is quote unquote dark and not get the qualification of what is dark and what is not.

You did it! Congratulations! World's best cup of coffee! Great job, everybody! It's great to be here.

It's very easy for me to play silly, but to reveal something closer to you, that's so much harder.

I want to thank Jesus, and by Jesus I mean Jesus Hernandez, my bodyguard

I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bear. It's a real disease with doctors and medicine and everything!

Often times I'm confronted with a quote that I don't remember saying. So, on one hand it's very flattering, it is just so surreal.

I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records.