I was a strange kid in that, while most kids hate school and want to turn 18 or 21, I loved high school.

I just Fell Down the Stairs Holding a Guitar and Accidentally Wrote a One Direction Song

I don't really think in absolutes.

There's always going to be someone as funny as you or funnier.

James Caan told me at the end of filming 'Elf' that he had been waiting through the whole film for me to be funny - and I never was.

If no-one comes from the future to stop doing it, then how bad of a decision can it really be?

I have the physique a lot of people dream about having. It's my obligation to share it with the world.