When I was ten, I wrote an essay on what I would be when I grew up and said I would be a professional soccer player and a comedian in off season.

By the time I was ready for college, I didn't know what I wanted to do. I think I secretly wanted a show business career, but I was suppressing it.

Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

I don't even consider myself an impressionist, really.

It's very easy for me to play silly, but to reveal something closer to you, that's so much harder.

I was one of the richest rappers in 2008. But it was definitely a strange feeling.

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