When I first started doing sketch comedy, I promised myself that if I were ever to have any success in this business, I wouldn't hold back. Why get there and play it safe?
Facebook: What's on your mind? ..Twitter: What's happening? Myspace: Where did everybody go?
I love playing the macho guy who looks like an idiot.
Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life
There's nothing sexy about Orange County.
I laugh like a fool when I watch a movie that I've done several years down the road when it's on cable, i'll just watch and sadly laugh along.