It's very easy for me to play silly, but to reveal something closer to you, that's so much harder.

I don't even consider myself an impressionist, really.

You know, when I'm looking at these '08 yachts that are for sale, I think "I could have just walked in with a briefcase of cash and put it on the table and walked out with a yacht."

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet.

Everyone I know who skis is dead.

The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear!

Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life