I think whatever an artist does, it just has to be quality and good. I think the way Kanye's doing what he's doing with the Auto-Tune is actually creative because he just writes good melodies. He just writes good songs. He's just gifted.

I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records.

I'm professional, I'm allowed to say this. I let him lick my balls. So, that's what you need to get close with your animal.

It's very easy for me to play silly, but to reveal something closer to you, that's so much harder.

I think anyone who has, you know, is in any sort of artistic pursuit, kind of goes up and down with the way they feel about their work. And I, for the most part, am pretty happy person. But, yeah. I go through definite periods of time where I'm not funny. I'm not good. I'm - I don't feel original.

'Elf' has become this big holiday movie, and I remember running around the streets of New York in tights saying, 'This could be the last movie I ever make,' and I could never have predicted that it'd become such a popular film.

I Was so Drunk, I Thought a Tube of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food.