In high school, I weighed 175 to 180. I looked like Abraham Lincoln. I was 6-foot-3, biggest thing in the class, but tall, not fat.

These days, you have to have a gimmick to do the weather. You have to have an act.

Never slap a man who chews tobacco.

Librarians have always been among the most thoughtful and helpful people. They are teachers without a classroom.

I've produced more pilots than United Airlines, and they've all been disasters. Every audition I ever took in my life I lost.

In high school, I weighed 175 to 180. I looked like Abraham Lincoln. I was 6-foot-3, biggest thing in the class, but tall, not fat.

Nobody actually talks to anybody anymore. People in cubicles next to each other, they e-mail each other.