I'm not the dumbest guy that ever lived.
No libraries, no progress.
Bryant Gumbel's ego has applied for statehood. And if it's accepted, it will be the fifth-largest.
I want to get my own show because 'Today' will eventually get tired of me, or the audience will get tired of me.
As an only child, I never felt insecure and always had total love.
The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes.