I'd like to do 'Saturday Night Live.'

It's simply a tragedy that anyone today goes blind from glaucoma, when it's so unnecessary.

There are plenty of good-looking women out there. Go get them.

In high school, I weighed 175 to 180. I looked like Abraham Lincoln. I was 6-foot-3, biggest thing in the class, but tall, not fat.

Nobody actually talks to anybody anymore. People in cubicles next to each other, they e-mail each other.

I have always said that the best training to be a TV newsman or anybody on television is to do a children's show because you are oblivious to the fact that there is a camera there.

People over 100 are the fastest-growing group in America. People soon will be working 'til 100 - some because they have to - and living 'til 125 or even 135. What do I know, I'm just a weatherman, but I've made a hobby of studying this, and it's phenomenal.