Why do we love our grandparents so much? Part of the reason I think has to do with the tremendous natural affection and affinity that kids have for older people, whether they are their actual grandparents or not.

No libraries, no progress.

In high school, I weighed 175 to 180. I looked like Abraham Lincoln. I was 6-foot-3, biggest thing in the class, but tall, not fat.

I've produced more pilots than United Airlines, and they've all been disasters. Every audition I ever took in my life I lost.

I want to get my own show because 'Today' will eventually get tired of me, or the audience will get tired of me.

Nobody actually talks to anybody anymore. People in cubicles next to each other, they e-mail each other.

When I can, I do 25 minutes of calisthenics every day.