When I was just starting out in the business, I used to love to watch Lorne Greene doing the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. I said right then, 'That's what I want to do someday,' and it's been one dream that has come true.

I'm not the dumbest guy that ever lived.

I'd like to do 'Saturday Night Live.'

Thanksgiving just gets me all warm and tingly and all kinds of wonderful inside.

I talk too much. I eat too much.

In high school, I weighed 175 to 180. I looked like Abraham Lincoln. I was 6-foot-3, biggest thing in the class, but tall, not fat.

I've produced more pilots than United Airlines, and they've all been disasters. Every audition I ever took in my life I lost.