When you hit the big time, big money, big egos, people don't talk. You have no friends.

Everything I've ever done in my life has been a fluke.

Never slap a man who chews tobacco.

I wore dresses all the time. I like to wear dresses.

I've always had a reputation as a buffoon.

Thanksgiving just gets me all warm and tingly and all kinds of wonderful inside.

I had the privilege of having two sets of loving grandparents.