The simplest questions are the most difficult.

Cats didn't start as mousers. Weasels and snakes and dogs are more efficient as rodent-control agents. I postulate that cats started as psychic companions, as Familiars, and have never deviated from this function.

If I had my way we'd sleep every night all wrapped around each other like hibernating rattlesnakes.

NOTHING happens by coincidence.

If I knew how much you loved me, I would’ve shot you sooner.

I am not a person and I am not an animal. There is something I am here for something I must do before I can go.

England has the most sordid literary scene I've ever seen. They all meet in the same pub. This guy's writing a foreword for this person. They all have to give radio programs, they have to do all this just in order to scrape by. They're all scratching each other's backs.