The first ladyship is the only federal office in which the holder can neither be fired nor impeached.

If America cannot win a war in a week, it begins negotiating with itself.

Better to be a jerk that knees than a knee that jerks.

Never feel guilty about reading, it's what you do to do your job.

The most successful column is one that causes the reader to throw down the paper in a peak of fit.

Create your own constituency of the infuriated.

Last, but not least, avoid cliches like the plague.