The first ladyship is the only federal office in which the holder can neither be fired nor impeached.

Nobody stands taller than those willing to stand corrected.

We are all environmentalists now, but we are not all planetists. An environmentalist realizes that nature has its pleasures and deserves respect. A planetist puts the earth ahead of the earthlings.

Avoid overuse of 'quotation “marks.”'

I could get a better education interviewing John Steinbeck than talking to an English professor about novels.

Dangling punch lines to forgotten stories remain in the language like the smile of the Cheshire cat.

It behooves us to avoid archaisms. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.