The most fun in breaking a rule is in knowing what rule you're breaking.
Never put the story in the lead. Let 'em have a hot shot of ambiguity right between the eyes.
English is a stretch language; one size fits all.
I could get a better education interviewing John Steinbeck than talking to an English professor about novels.
Create your own constituency of the infuriated.
A book should have an intellectual shape and a heft that comes with dealing with a primary subject.