When I'm interviewing somebody I don't work from prepared questions.
You need to be silly to be funny.
Let women figure out why they won't sleep with you. Don't do their work for them.
I guess the disc jockey thought I was trying to sing or something so ... they had fun with it. But the reality was that it was something, there was a concept behind it.
I'm a performer, comedian, entertainer, writer and director.
Every piece of entertainment is made with the idea that 'This is going to be terrific' and 'This is the best thing I've ever done' and then it hits the public and then the public tells you whether it's good or bad.