I have heard people eat most heartily of another man's meat, that is, what they do not pay for.

Have as much good nature as good sense since they generally are companions.

A mistress should be like a little country retreat near the town, not to dwell in constantly, but only for a night and away.

He's a fool that marries; but he's a greater fool that does not marry a fool.

But methings wit is more necessary than beauty; and I think no young woman ugly that has it, and no handsome woman agreeable without it

Next to the pleasure of finding a new mistress is that of being rid of an old one.

Money makes up in a measure all other wants in men.