Scholarship hath no fury like that of a language purist faced with sludge.

One of the saddest sentences I know is "I wish I had asked my mother about that." Or my father. Or my grandmother. Or my grandfather. As every parent knows, our children are not as fascinated by our fascinating lives as we are.

Noise is the typographical error and the poorly designed page...Ambiguity is noise. Redundancy is noise. Misuse of words is noise. Vagueness is noise. Jargon is noise.

Don't try to guess what sort of thing editors want to publish or what you think the country is in a mood to read. Editors and readers don't know what they want to read until they read it. Besides, they're always looking for something new.

The writers job is like solving a puzzle, and finally arriving at a solution is a tremendous satisfaction.

My four articles of faith: clarity, simplicity, brevity and humanity.

Clutter is the disease of American writing.