Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play.

Be careful what you dream: soon your dreams will be dreaming you.

Fortunately, we are not in control.

I see this [biodiesel] as a way for the farmer to grow fuel and food and put him back in business again

I think there must be safety in numbers. If you f - up enough times, they forget which one you really did. They start thinking, "Well, nobody can be that bad."

Like anything else, you can use the Internet for good or ill. You can get out of it what you want to. There's no evil about it. The way I see it, it's a liberation.

You will never find happiness until you stop looking for it.