All dogs look up to you. All cats look down on you. Only the pig looks at you as an equal

He has the gift of compressing the largest amount of words into the smallest amount of thoughts.

They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds.

Danger, if met head on, can be nearly halved

In wartime, truth is so precious that she should always be attended by a bodyguard of lies.

It is easier to give directions than advice, and more agreeable to have the right to act, even in a limited sphere, than the privilege to talk at large.

To each there comes in their lifetime a special moment when they are figuratively tapped on the shoulder and offered the chance to do a very special thing, unique to them and fitted to their talents. What a tragedy if that moment finds them unprepared or unqualified for that which could have been their finest hour.