Stupid is as stupid looks.

Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far, far away.

I don't know if mama was right, that we each have a destiny, or if if was Lt Dan, that we are all just floating around, accidental, like on a breeze, but I think... I think... maybe... it's both happening at the same time.

Mama read it an began pulling her hair an weepin an praisin the Lord, 'cause it say I am 'Temporarily Deferred' on account of I am a numbnuts.

My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

And that's all I've got to say about that.

Life is like a box of chocolates.