Heaven knows, we all make mistakes. That's life - and chess.

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

It's easier to direct. If you direct something poorly and re-shoot it the next day, stage it better, make it work better, you have a lot of possibilities. You can edit it in certain ways so that it works, but there's no getting around weaknesses of the script.

I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.

Some of the best memories of my childhood that I have are the times that I played hooky from school so I could spend my days in the public library reading all the wonderful books at my disposal.

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

I don't think my film style has changed. I'm doing the same kind of jokes I did when I was younger.