Heaven knows, we all make mistakes. That's life - and chess.

I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.

The most important words in the English language are not 'I love you' but 'it's benign.'

In a relationship, it is better to be the leaver than the leavee.

The only love that lasts is unrequited love.

Don't worry, I know almost exactly what I'm doing.