How wrong Emily Dickinson was! Hope is not "the thing with feathers." The thing with feathers has turned out to be my nephew. I must take him to a specialist in Zurich.
Woody AllenFor some reason I'm more appreciated in France than I am back home. The subtitles must be incredibly good.
Woody AllenI sued American Apparel because they calculatingly took my name, my likeness and image and used them publicly to promote their business.
Woody AllenDon't think of death as an ending. Think of it as a really effective way of cutting down your expenses.
Woody AllenLife is tough and it's tough whether you're famous or not famous. And in the end it's probably better to be famous because the perks are better. You get better seats at the basketball game, and you get better tables and reservations places. If I call a doctor on Saturday morning I can get him. There's a lot of things, indulgences that you don't get, if you're not famous. Now I'm not saying it's fair. But I can't say that I don't enjoy it.
Woody Allen