I took a puff of the wrong cigarette at a fraternity dance once, and the cops had to get me, y'know. I broke two teeth trying to give a hickie to the Statue of Liberty.

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

In certain areas I don't function well and in other areas I function very well. I'm very good professionally. I have good discipline, I'm able to write every day and do films and not go six times over the budget. I mean I'm a coherent person, but I also don't like to go through tunnels when I travel. I'm claustrophobic.

I'm not saying I didn't enjoy myself, but I didn't.

At the trial Stubbs chose to act as his own lawyer, but a conflict over his fee led to ill feelings.

While we're waiting for a cab I'll give you your lesson for today. Don't listen to what your teachers tell ya, you know. Don't pay attention. Just, just see what they look like and that's how you'll know what life is really gonna be like.

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful; provided you get between the right man and the right woman.