If you are not failing now and again, its a sign you are not doing anything very innovative

Nothing like a little post-traumatic stress disorder to make your day complete.

Humorists always sit at the children's table.

I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.

I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you take two negative points?

I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories. The horrible are like, I don't know, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. I don't know how they get through life. It's amazing to me. And the miserable is everyone else. So you should be thankful that you're miserable, because that's very lucky, to be miserable.

Not think of death as an end, but think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses.