If you are not failing now and again, its a sign you are not doing anything very innovative

The French make two mistakes about me. They think I'm an intellectual because I wear these glasses and they think I'm an artist because my films lose money.

The great question of philosophy remains: If life is meaningless, what can be done about alphabet soup?

I've always had an easy time directing actors because I always hire ones that are great before I get my hands on them.

The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.

My grammy never gave gifts, you know. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks.

There's no way to prove that there is no God. You just have to take it on faith.