If you are not failing now and again, its a sign you are not doing anything very innovative

The best an idea gets is when its in your head.

There's nothing wrong with you that a little Prozac and a polo mallet can't cure.

Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people who can't remember where they leave things.

Is it better to be the lover or the loved one? Neither, if your cholesterol is over six hundred. By love, of course, I refer to romantic love -- the love between man and woman, rather than between mother and child, or a boy and his dog, or two headwaiters.

The dictatorship is shut up, democracy is always concerned.

There is no advantage getting older. You don't get smarter, you don't get wiser, you don't get more mellow, you don't get more kindly, nothing good happens. Your back hurts more, you get more indigestion, your eyesight isn't as good, you need a hearing aid. It's a bad business getting old and I would advise you not to do it if you can avoid it. It doesn't have a romantic quality.