You can't anticipate in the room the riches of what you encounter when you're location hunting for a movie.

Some people think about sex all the time; some people think of sex some of the time; and some people never think about sex: they become lawyers.

Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.

What has gotten into you lately? Save a little craziness for menopause!

Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.

I, interestingly, had dated a woman in the Eisenhower Administration briefly, and it was ironic to me 'cause I was trying to do toher what Eisenhower has been doing to the country for the last eight years.

We laughed over it, and Hemingway punched me in the mouth.