I hate the beach. I hate the sun. I'm pale and I'm redheaded. I don't tan - I stroke!

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.

I came home one night, some month ago, and I went to the closet in my bedroom...and a moth ate my sports jacket. He was laying on the floor, nauseous, y'know.

There's nothing good about getting older-absolutely nothing-because the amount of wisdom and experience you gain is negligible compared to what you lose. You do gain a couple of things-you gain a little bittersweet and sour wisdom from your heartbreaks and failures and things-but what you lose is so catastrophic in every way.

I heard that Commentary and Dissent had merged and formed Dysenery.

I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!

Today I saw a red and yellow sunset and thought, how insignificant I am! Of course, I thought that yesterday too, and it rained.