I hate the beach. I hate the sun. I'm pale and I'm redheaded. I don't tan - I stroke!

Last year I had difficulty with my income tax. I tried to take my analyst off as a business deduction. The Government said it was entertainment. We compromised finally and made it a religious contribution.

You look up after many years and you find that a film has become a classic because it's meaningful to people and alive, decade after decade.

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead.

Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with.

The Jewish culture - people that are Jewish have a certain cultural habit that they've formed and one of those habits is an appreciation of theater and music - these are cultural things one does associate with values that are promulgated by Jewish families. I think that's a good thing.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment.