I hate the beach. I hate the sun. I'm pale and I'm redheaded. I don't tan - I stroke!

Sometimes the critics will like a film, and the public doesn't come. Sometimes the critics won't like the film, and the public will come. It's completely spontaneous. It's a hazard.

Where did we come from? Where are we going? Is there possibility of a group discount?

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

No matter what the shrinks, or the pundits, or the self-help books tell you, when it comes to love, it's luck.

I carry a bullet in my breast pocket. Once, a crazy evangelist threw a bible at me, which would have gone through my heart if it wasn't for the bullet.

Enthusiasm is a good engine, but it needs intelligence for a driver.