I don't think my film style has changed. I'm doing the same kind of jokes I did when I was younger.

Change is almost always negative. Things degenerate.

You can be with your wife, very happily married, and then you meet some woman and you love her. But you love your wife, too. And you also love that one. Or if she's met some man and she loves the man and she loves you. And then you meet somebody else and now there are three of you. Why only one person?

Well, trouble's my middle name. Actually, my middle name is Marion, but I don't want you spreading that around.

He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.

I don't get depressed; I grow a tumor instead.

This year I'm a star, but what will I be next year? A black hole?