We knew the front door was always left open, but we broke in just to keep in practice. Doxy turned all the Washburn family photos to the wall so there wouldn't be any witnesses.

Sex on Twitter can't hurt you - unless you fall off.

Someday the lion is going to lie down with the lamb, but the lamb isn't going to get much sleep.

Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.

Some men are heterosexual and some men are bisexual and some men don't think about sex at all ... you know, they become lawyers.

I don't inhale because it gives you cancer, but I look so incredibly handsome with a cigarette that I can't not hold one.

I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or it dies.