We knew the front door was always left open, but we broke in just to keep in practice. Doxy turned all the Washburn family photos to the wall so there wouldn't be any witnesses.

Your still searching for me in every woman. You'll always seek to duplicate what we had. You know it.

Enthusiasm is a good engine, but it needs intelligence for a driver.

I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.

Doing abominations is against the law, particularly if the abominations are done while wearing a lobster bib.

Men would make love with any number of women ... even total strangers, while females were selective. They were catering to the demands of one small egg. While males had millions of frantic sperms screaming: "Let us out, let us out!".

I wonder if Socrates and Plato took a house on Crete during the summer.