The French make two mistakes about me. They think I'm an intellectual because I wear these glasses and they think I'm an artist because my films lose money.
Woody AllenFor the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal.
Woody AllenLife is a concentration camp. You're stuck here and there's no way out and you can only rage impotently against your persecutors.
Woody Allen