Show business is dog eat dog. It's worse than dog eat dog. It's dog doesn't return dog's phone calls.
And my parents finally realize I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They rent out my room.
Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!
I don't believe in God. Just try getting a plumber on the weekend.
I'm a terrible musician. While the band members are great, I'm tolerated and affectionately regarded because I do movies, but if I had to make my living as a musician I would starve. I'm like a Sunday tennis player.