If the [actors] are working, and I have a dinner engagement, I don't do 20 takes. I do five takes and go home. I want to go to dinner.
When a doctor makes a mistake, it's best to bury the subject.
He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.
Achilles only had an Achilles heel, I have an entire Achilles body.
I prefer to achieve immortality by not dying.
I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night.