Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.

The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5' 7", it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone.

I wish my parents had raised me in Manhattan because I think it's the greatest thing you can do for a kid is to raise them in New York City. I can see this with my own children.

You're so good looking I can barely keep my eyes on the meter.

Oh, he was probably a member of the National Rifle Association. It was a group that helped criminals get guns so they could shoot citizens. It was a public service.

Real software engineers don't debug programs, they verify correctness. This process doesn't necessarily involve execution of anything on a computer, except perhaps a Correctness Verification Aid package. Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

Sygmnd was a poor Austrian who'd lost all the vowels in his name in a boating accident.