Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.

In perpetrating a revolution, there are two requirements: someone or something to revolt against and someone to actually show up and do the revolting. Dress is usually casual and both parties may be flexible about time and place, but if either faction fails to attend, the whole enterprise is likely to come off badly.

I should go to Paris and jump off of the Eiffel Tower. If I took the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier.

Sex and death. Two things that come but once in my lifetime, but at least after death you're not nauseous.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Figures tell us there are already more people on earth than we need to move even the heaviest piano.

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.