I'd always wanted to be a dramatic. Comedy comes more naturally to me. I can do it with more facility. So I feel more comfortable with it.

Existence for eternity could get a little boring... especially towards the end.

The meaning of life is that nobody knows the meaning of life.

The wicked at heart probably know something.

There's nothing sexier than a lapsed Catholic.

Maugham then offers the greatest advice anyone could give to a young author: "At the end of an interrogation sentence, place a question mark. You'd be surprised how effective it can be."

Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.