In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm.

For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have.

A general philosophy of the female characters in my films is they all want something to believe in, and not having anything.

Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.

Some people are funny, and some people are not funny. Many people who are not funny can make a living at it. You don't have to be great to make a living at it. Just like a doctor who doesn't have to be great can still make a living out of it.

I love baseball. You know, it doesn’t have to mean anything. It’s just very beautiful to watch.

Where did we come from? Where are we going? Is there possibility of a group discount?