I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.

She had been critical of his new torch song, "A Side Order of Heartache, Please," suggesting it could be used as a good way to break in their new paper shredder.

There is no justice, there is no rational structure to it [life]. That is just the way it is, and each person figures out some way to cope.

90% of success in life is showing up

I prefer to achieve immortality by not dying.

When I'm not working, I think and I think when I get depressed.

My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women.