I've always believed that thoughtful people don't really take the tabloids seriously. They're basically a form of entertainment. I enjoy them as much as the next New Yorker.

The most important words in the English language are not 'I love you' but 'it's benign.'

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

I am plagued by doubts.

Honey, there's a spider in your bathroom the size of a Buick.

Those who can't do, teach. And those who can't teach, teach gym.

One of the interesting things is, the most gifted people, the biggest people, have no problem taking small roles.