My mother never had time for me. When you're the middle child in a family of five million, you don't get any attention.
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
Enthusiasm is a good engine, but it needs intelligence for a driver.
My parents were very Old World. They come from Brooklyn, which is the heart of the Old World. Their values in life are God and carpeting.
If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.
I work for a company that makes deceptively shallow serving dishes for Chinese restaurants.