I've never dated a fictional character before. The closest I ever came was an Italian.

If the [actors] are working, and I have a dinner engagement, I don't do 20 takes. I do five takes and go home. I want to go to dinner.

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women.

I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife

I keep wondering if there is an afterlife, and if there is will they be able to break a twenty?

Me and nature are two.