The meaning of life is that nobody knows the meaning of life.

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea.

My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.

I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.

Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.

Well, trouble's my middle name. Actually, my middle name is Marion, but I don't want you spreading that around.

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.