For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal.

My mind can never know my body, although it has become quite friendly with my legs.

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

I was the captain of the latent paranoid softball team. We used to play all the neurotics on sunday morning. Nailbiters against the bedwetters, and if you've never seen neurotics play softball, it's really funny. I used to steal second base, and feel guilty and go back.

You are much more dependent on luck than you think. People say if you want to have a good relationship, you have to work at it. But you never hear it about anything you really like, about sailing or going to soccer games.

I myself don't like to speak to the actors at all. I like to hire great people and let them do their thing. I don't like to speak to them. I don't like to have lunch with them. I don't like to socialize with them. I don't like to hear their ideas.

For some reason I've always had an irrational love for New York. There's no reason that you would necessarily like it on paper. It's very expensive.