Standing in a garage no more makes you a car than standing in a church makes you a Christian.

When the Academy called, I panicked. I thought they might want their Oscars back and the pawn shop has been out of business for a while.

I don't want to be immortal through my works. I want to be immortal by not dying.

Life is hard for insects. And don't think mice are having any fun either.

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.

How am I immature? Intellectually, emotionally, and sexually. Yeah, but in what other ways?

It has become harder and harder in the United States to make films unhampered by outside influences. I've always been able to steer clear of that and keep the business people out of my hair completely.