And my parents finally realize I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They rent out my room.
Woody AllenLife is unresolved, confusing, bewildering, puzzling, ambiguous. You don't really know what's going to happen. The future is uncertain for everybody.
Woody AllenWhen I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce.
Woody AllenIf I just got up in the morning and had no place to go and was retired or something, I would be sitting there and be thinking, "Gee, what is the purpose of life? Why are we all finite? Why do we get old and die? Is there nothing out there? Why is it so tragic? Why do our loved ones perish? Why do we generate?" Who wants to think about that stuff?
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