Standing in a garage no more makes you a car than standing in a church makes you a Christian.

A fast word about oral contraception. I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.

Everything is controlled by a small evil group to which, unfortunately, no one we know belongs.

Human beings are divided into mind and body. The mind embraces all the nobler aspirations, like poetry and philosophy, but the body has all the fun.

I've often felt that life is a hard deal and it's unrelentingly tragic and an uphill fight.

Gauguin flew into a frenzy! He held my head under the X-ray machine for ten straight minutes and for several hours after I could not blink my eyes in unison." — "If The Impressionists Had Been Dentists

My grammy never gave gifts, you know. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks.