Honey, there's a spider in your bathroom the size of a Buick.
The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
I can levitate birds. No one cares.
Life's hard, then you die.
I'm really a timid person - I was beaten up by Quakers