I cannot say for certain that God does not exist; I think the worst thing that can be said about him is that he's a bit of an underachiever.
Woody AllenWhat is so fascinating about sitting around watching a bunch of pituitary cases stuff a ball through a hoop?
Woody AllenMy grandfather was a very insignificant man, actually. At his funeral his hearse followed the other cars.
Woody AllenAll over the world, relationships between men and women are very, very tricky and very difficult and you don't learn anything. It's not an exact science, so you can't learn anything. You're always going by instinct and your instinct betrays you because you want what you want when you want it.
Woody Allen