Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
Woody AllenFor the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal.
Woody AllenI do the movies just for myself like an institutionalized person who basket-weaves. Busy fingers are happy fingers. I don't care about the films. I don't care if they're flushed down the toilet after I die.
Woody AllenWhat people who don't write don't understand is that they think you make up the line consciously — but you don't. It proceeds from your unconscious. So it's the same surprise to you when it emerges as it is to the audience when the comic says it. I don't think of the joke and then say it. I say it and then realize what I've said. And I laugh at it, because I'm hearing it for the first time myself.
Woody Allen