Well, if I don't get at least 16 hours, I'm a basket case.

I see the glass half full...but of poison.

I read in self-defense.

I'm a nice person! I have healthy life drives and goals! I don't drink, I don't smoke. I would never force myself sexually on a blind person!

In real life, Keaton believes in God. But she also believes that the radio works because there are tiny people inside it.

Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down.

You know what my philosophy of life is? That it’s important to have some laughs, but you got to suffer a little too, because otherwise you miss the whole point to life.