Well, if I don't get at least 16 hours, I'm a basket case.

All i have in my life is my imagination

There are drawbacks in being famous too, but you can live with those. They're not life-threatening. If the paparazzi are outside your restaurant or your house - and actors make such a big thing of it and scurry into cars and drape things - you think they're going to be crucified or something. It's not a big deal. You can get used to that. It's not so terrible.

The most important words in the English language are not 'I love you' but 'it's benign.'

That (sex) was the most fun I ever had without laughing.

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

I do occasionally envy the person who is religious naturally, without being brainwashed into it or suckered into it by all the organized hustles.