There's nothing like the discovery of an unknown work by a great thinker to set the intellectual community atwitter and cause academics to dart about like those things one sees when looking at a drop of water under a microscope.

I can't enjoy anything unless everybody is. If one guy is starving someplace, that puts a crimp in my evening.

Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat...college.

When I asked my mother where babies came from, she thought I said rabies. She said you get them from being bitten by a dog. The next week, a woman on my block gave birth to triplets... I thought she'd been bitten by a Great Dane.

I believe in sex and death- two experiences that come once in a lifetime.

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.

Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.